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What’s the Word?
What’s the word for when you drop something and then stick out your foot to keep it from hitting the floor, only to have it do more damage to your foot than it probably would have done if it hit the floor?
I mean besides “Fucking Stupid.”
Related: OW.
[For those who will wonder: I was carrying a computer tower with the keyboard laid on top when the keyboard slid off and headed for the floor (concrete) and I stopped it with the tendons on the top of my (bare) foot that connect my toes to my foot. It wasn’t even a nice keyboard. It was, however, a nice foot.]
