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Financial crisis in terms I can understand…
I loan my deadbeat pederast brother $10 for a bag of lollipops and lube, knowing full well the sick bastard is gonna spend it all entertaining his “boy” friend, and will NEVER be able to pay me back.
Still, I tell him he must pay me $50 in two weeks for the loan.
(I gots to get paid!)
He did not pay me back and now I have no money for Ramen.
And, did I mention I made the same deal to a bunch of hobos and a really cool looking bird I saw in the park?
They didn’t pay me back, either.
Another thing, I sold all the debt to my retarded cousin because he’s a gigantic melon head.
Anyway, my mom bails us all out by making us mac and cheese with hotdogs cut up into little pieces.
