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Ballet Shoes
For the past few days I’ve a been carrying around a one hundred dollar bill, given by a friend with a debt and seemingly no smaller currency.
I’ve been trying to use it all over New York - shops, stores, boutiques, boulangeries, movie houses, anything with a cash register. And nothing. No one would take it without a purchase of at least $98 so they wouldn’t run out of change.
Because we all know that any healthy business has AT MOST $99 worth of change available at any given time.
So if there’s one good thing to be taken from today’s stock market nightmare, it’s that maybe now someone will take my damn money already.
