(Scene:
Talking with a friend. Someone is throwing a baby shower for he and his wife today. It's a "couple's shower" meaning men and women are expected to go. To a baby shower. Yes, really. Why? I don't know either.)
Him:
You coming this afternoon?
Me:
Can't, have to watch The Kid.
Him:
(rolling eyes) You're totally wussing out on me.
Me:
I've been accused of worse and less-true things.
