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From “Things I should get done in case the LHC kills us all.”

  • Clean the gutters.
Yeah. No.
  • Tell Mom I love her.
Lie, then.
  • Laundry
Okay, underwear. What? I had too many tortillas.
  • Release the hounds.
I put that one in as a joke, but it would’ve looked really bad if I’d been hit by a car or something. Still, it’s not like I knew that that kid was gonna get mauled.

3 years ago

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