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Timing
(True story my Dad told me about a guy he worked with. I’d actually met him. He was totally “the guy this would happen to.” We’ll call him “John” for reasons that are as obvious as they are uncreative.)
“So, John finally decides that he’s going to go to a prostitute. He’s nervous as hell that someone is going to find out. He parks about 3 blocks away from the address he’s been given, and walks there.
“As he’s about 2 blocks away he sees the house. This guy, 6’8, 6’10 tall come out, gets into his car, and drives off.
“He goes into the house, back to the bedroom, and she’s lying on the bed naked. She tells him, ‘Last guy was hung like a horse. I doubt you could do more than tickle me.’
“So he went home.”
