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To whom it may concern,
I would like to have sex on your bus.
Well, more accurately in your bus, I would suppose. My wife and I have been married for over two years now and the sex is becoming staid. We figure the best thing to do would be to fuck on some kind of multi-person transport vehicle.
Like your bus.
We’ll obviously buy out the whole thing, so it’s just us and the driver. We’d prefer a few stern glances in the rearview mirror once in a while, like Mom used to.
It’d be great if he could pick us up at our house - my wife has leprosy and can’t walk very far at all. Will there be room for her wheelchair in the back seat or should I just drag her up the steps?
I await your reply,
Alton Edwards
