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Dear Jessica
Writing this hurts, but I think we need to break up.
We had some good times. Like that time I wanted to walk you to work, and I guess you were late because you ran all the way. You’re fast; I struggled to keep up! And that time your phone kept running out of battery and hanging up the call when I was trying to talk to you. That happened all the time, you need a new phone!
The truth is, I’ve met someone else. Another barista, actually. (She caught me looking at her today, while I was standing outside her house tying my shoelace! Awkward!)
So thanks for the memories, Jess. I’ll always think fondly of you. The restraining order can’t stop me doing that, at least.
Rich
