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Why Babies Aren’t So Difficult
No reason to stress out over your new baby.
Some time and money saving tricks I use:
1. Keep your baby in a dog crate. With a hamster water bottle and a food dish. Change the paper as needed. (Although, this step can be avoided if adding food to the dish becomes a bore. If hungry enough, babies will eat ANYTHING.)
2. Put wheels on the crate for when the baby starts crying. Easily push the crate outside. Being outdoors will quiet a complaining baby but quick. (Actually, the baby probably keeps crying, but I don’t hear it.)
3. Consider a “Baby-Share”. We drop our baby off at the hospital monthly, no questions asked, and then just steal her from foster homes later when the wife’s tits get too full.
With all your free time, enjoy the best part, making more babies!
