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6 out of work actors now seeking employment in the dynamic lightbulb-changing industry.
First off - yes, there are 6 of us. I know what you’re thinking - “Just how many out of work actors does it take to change a lightbulb?”
You know what? You are right to ask. But, surprisingly, we all have our roles to play.
Meg mostly scans the trades for new opportunities for your old light-bulb. Tim’s gonna hook it up with a sweet head-shot guy; he does that cool ‘glow-y’ thing.
John has been taking classes at the UCB - he’s gonna talk to your new light-bulb about being a team player, sharing the limelight. Alec is working on a screenplay right now, and if it’s cool he’d like your new bulb’s opinion. Just, y’know, see what it thinks.
Ariel is a great supporting actress in the making - she’ll be holding the ladder. Me? I’LL BE CHANGING THE DAMN LIGHT-BULB.
