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Dear Parents,
Some of you have expressed concern that the recent addition of an ‘Amputee’ merit badge was motivated purely by a desire to ‘cover our asses’ after a recent spate of axe-handling mishaps.
We’d like to assure you that, as always, the only asses we’re covering are your children’s. And we’re covering them in fine American values.
We express deep regret over what happened on that fateful camping trip. Especially since, as many councilors have noted, the boys seem more afraid than ever to go near wood.
Yours,
Jim Greevy, Scout Leader.
PS. I’d also like to take this opportunity to announce our new ‘Abstinence’ badge. Receipt of this badge will be contingent upon attendance to our “What You Shouldn’t Be Doing” classes.
